the rules which govern all nations universally (exempting an interesting
few). They protect ordinary citizens and provide consequences to those
who break them, providing order so that the country may be stable and
not anarchic. There are, however, an abundant amount of countries with
laws that are just downright ridiculous, ranging from the United States
to Swaziland. I present to you the top ten lists of absurdly ridiculous
laws, in no precise order, from ten different countries.
10. China
One Child Policy
I am fairly certain that this will be the most well-known law on this
list, for it has received much controversy. Put into effect in 1987,
the law hoped to slow and even decrease China’s vast population of more
than 1.3 billion. The law places a heavy tax on couples who choose to
have more than one child. Debate rages on the ethnics of the law,
supporters stating that China has taken a great step in targeting the
overpopulation issue in, not only its own country, but in the world.
Detractors, however, believe that restricting couples ability to raise a
family of less than what they would like is morally wrong, and that
abortion has increased because of parents wanting to have male
offspring. Numerous groups have fought for its repeal, and only time
will tell what the future brings.
9.Greece
Banning of Electronic Games
This law was first passed on September 3, 2002, and at first only
illustrated the banning of video games in Internet Cafes as a way to
combat illegal gambling, but as of December 8, 2003, it has been
“revised” to include the banning of all electronic games. The reason was
that lawmakers concluded that it would be too difficult to distinguish
illicit gambling games from other harmless games, like online chess. I
couldn’t imagine this law being implemented in my home of the United
States, in which teenagers are infected with the “first-person shooter
epidemic,” in which franchises like Halo and Call of Duty have sold
millions of copies. However, other people have formed groups like the
Mothers Against Video Game Addiction and Violence (MAVAV), which aim to
have electronic games banned in countries, like the United States,
believing that the increased violence in modern games increases
instability and crime among young kids and adolescents.
8.France
No pig may be called Napoleon by its Owner
Yes, the great French general and emperor Napoleon Bonaparte,
responsible for conquering most of Europe during the Napoleonic Wars
(1799-1815), before finally being bested at Waterloo by the Duke of
Wellington. The French had the utmost respect for him, and it is thought
that George Orwell’s famous short story, Animal Farm, in which the pig
representing Stalin was named Napoleon, launched the laws publication.
Even in France, the pig is often referred to as “Caesar” rather than
“Napoleon” in the book, but this is more due to Napoleon being
represented as Stalin rather than being represented as a pig. Today,
however, many people consider the law a joke and hardly anyone respects
it, let alone know it exists.
7.Germany
Pillows are Labeled as “Passive Weapons”
Hmmm, if attacked by a thug, would you rather be assaulted with a
knife or a pillow? As for myself, I would choose a pillow, yet in
Germany they seem to think otherwise, in which pillows are labeled
“passive weapons.” Perhaps if filled with rocks or used for suffocation
maybe? In the meantime, however, I prefer to choose a gun as
self-defense rather than a fluffy sack.
6.Israel
Picking your nose is Prohibited on the Sabbath
Ah yes, the nation of Israel, formed shortly after WWII, in 1948, as a
place where Jews could reside without being persecuted. The country is
internationally famous as being tough and resilient, fighting near
constant war with its neighbors for nearly its entire existence. It is
centered around key issues such as the rights of the Palestinians, and
is the source of much controversy. Well, back to the law, a rabbi is
legally allowed to, and often does, prohibit church-goers from picking
their noses during the Sabbath. This law exists, not so much because of
it being disgusting (although that is obviously a contributing factor),
but also in that it is believed that the potential bleeding caused by
the loss of nasal hair may result in violation of the religious code of
sanctity. Thus, the law is only directed to believers of the Jewish
faith, exempting ordinary citizens.
5.Swaziland
Forbidding Girls to Wear Pants
Swaziland is listed as one of the world’s absolute poorest and most
poverty stricken countries, in which the average lifespan is between
30-35 years old. The people are suppressed by corrupt governmental
control and a tyrannical and power hungry “king” (dictator), the current
one being King Mswati III, who has passed a number of bizarre laws in
an attempt to reestablish “traditional values” (aka patriarchic
society), in which girls are unequal and considered inferior to their
male counterparts. Thus, women are forbidden to wear clothing resembling
menswear, and if one is caught in public displaying pants, they are
subject to having them forcibly ripped off of them by soldiers, and
humiliated.
4.USA/California
Animals Publicly Mating
That’s right, animals are prohibited from publicly mating with each
other within 1,500 feet of any tavern, school or church. I selected a
strange law from California because it happens to be the state I live
in. What I wonder is how this law is enforced, and why this would be a
concern with our citizens or local school children. I have never yet had
the sudden urge to view animals mating during church, and I have yet to
see any kind of “guards” or “regulators” who would be responsible for
keeping animal couples from engaging within 1,500 feet of a school. As a
resident of California, I can say that this law is, overall, just
ridiculous and ignored by the people.
3.Philippines
License Plates Law
This law is very interesting in that it is so absurdly specific. It
states that Cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed
on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8
on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday. I can’t possibly understand what
would be the goal behind the makings of this law, and how it would be
implemented and enforced. Its logic has to do with some kind of
identification and status procedure, but the law is so subtle and
irrelevant it was difficult to do in-depth research on.
2.Japan
Honor Law of Marriage
This law isn’t so much “absurdly ridiculous” in the sense of others
on this list, but it is surely considered very strange by most readers
(especially American) and truly depicts the intense respect and honor
Japanese people give to their family. This law illustrates that an elder
brother, by law and honor, can formally ask for his younger brother’s
girlfriend’s hand in marriage, and both must agree to it. Surprisingly,
there are many laws similar to this in other Asian countries and
displays how the Asian people still have not let go of the thousand-year
tradition of respecting your elders.
1.United Kingdom
Death In parliament
Great Britain is famous throughout Europe for its number of
ridiculous laws and taxes, dating back hundreds of years. Over 2,000
laws have been repealed since its long history. Justice Secretary Jack
Straw has been on a crusade to get rid of all of Britain’s most absurd
laws, and one of his top priorities was this one, in which it was
illegal to die in Parliament. This law, which as of now is no longer in
affect (wonder why) was internationally criticized and laughed at for
being pointless, as there could obviously be no punishment, and if a
government official were to abruptly collapse from a heart attack far
from the exit and need urgent help, the paramedics would first move him
outside before operating on him? In case he died in the building? God
Save the Queen, it is no longer in affect now.